You know you are over the hill when -   

- You and your teeth don't sleep together.     

- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

- You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

- At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

- When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.